Thats right. Starting this winter or next semester for you studenty types, your very own Hollee Hallsee will be starting her MRS course! Here is just a sample of her classes.

Mondays: Cookies 101- Something sweet for your sweetie
Tuesdays: Intro to Blow Jobs- Not just a course or internship but this is full-fledged work experience!
Wednesdays: Phys. Ed- Don’t want to get out of shape now do we?
Thursdays: Honors Coupon Clipping- In tough times its important to be thrifty.
Fridays: Theres no class on Fridays, silly! The weekend has already begun and its time to relax. Just sip that cosmopolitan and take a vicodin.

Goodluck Hollee ‘11!